|—||Me talking about someone I love (via cowprince)|
if youre wondering why im sewing all these tiny underwears and laying them on the floor its because i want all these spiders in my house to put them on. sick of them dragging their tiny spider dicks all over my clean floor
if you dont like cats, consider this:
Remi tried to run underneath the flowers and they got stuck on her head. She was not amused.
It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes
i was quite young when “hey ya” came out and i didn’t know that “caddy” was slang for “cadillac” so i thought that the line in the song was “don’t want to meet your daddy, just want you as my caddy” and i remember thinking, okay, he doesn’t want to commit to this girl. he’s just looking for a golfing buddy. fair enough.
This week on My Strange Addiction:
Girl spends over 1,000 hours on a game to pay back an in game mortgage to a raccoon, She claims its to ‘relax’